imganon:

It’s really just the dream of a David Karp in a coma we’re all just figments of his frozen mind 

reblog if your childhood was destroyed :)

aleetlepinch:

According to old paintings, there’s mad titties in heaven.

cybergay:

where can I buy light up shoes in adult sizes

ander-son:

finnickerr:

Come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence

I am eight but I will soon benign

adamusprime:

you guys are gonna shoot me down

but

i kinda think kanye west and louis ck look similar in some pictures

jackiefarrell:

british people: i dont get the hype

heronqueenblues:

why read what someone wrote when you could pretend they wrote something else that’s easier to get angry at

marththebland:

I Will Not Rest until people stop Doing That Thing That Bugs Me

babyonce:

ok something i really need is to have an old man slap me on the back and say “give ‘em hell, kid!”

and then i will

i just will

brandnewswastikas:

www.tumblr.com/tagged/go-away-old-drug-man

haveabeard:

threepac:

name 10 things that aren’t skrillex

skrillex, skrillex, skrillex, skrillex, lamps, skrillex, skrillex, skrillex, deadmau5 maybe, skrillex

tlyudacris:

miaism:

campaign to stop putting raisins in food 

neodad:

have tim burton and helena bonham carter invited johnny depp to at least one threesome???? Science says Yes

jordpan:

looking at the people around you and wondering if they would have shitty blogs

hotforphysics:

Teenage blogger tries cigarette once. Coughs repeatedly. Goes home and reblogs picture of cigarette with the caption “Some people smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. Life’s overrated” on his web blog.

bucklesup:

breathes on everyone’s face and whispers friend